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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You have to say that, the US Army has just abducted you to Guantanamo Bay.
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The beaches there are marvellous.
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You're not going to be spending any time on them, are you?
You were going on a diet anyway.
that was me with a "tab" issue.
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You were going on a diet anyway.
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It's the Atkins diet.
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As a cannibal, this is your own version of the Atkins Diet. Once a week, you look up "Atkins" in the phone book, and the rest is self-explanatory.
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This is illegal, and they've just caught you at it.
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Private Eye call it the Fatkins Diet.
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The Fatkin Diet is a genetic/hereditary problem.
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