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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You now have 2 bellybuttons.
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Your twin navels are a novel place to put those new earrings.
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Those earrings are miniature Teletubbies.
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They're dead.
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Po is starting to get a bit whiffy.
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Its attracting a vast amount of flies of varied species for your new insect collection!
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It makes people mistake you for Beelzebub.
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