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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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That is not rigor mortis, its just a very serious hangover.
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You've actually been drinking methylated spirits.
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It has cured you of your terrible haliotosis and sorted out your gum disease a treat.
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You now have 2 bellybuttons.
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Your twin navels are a novel place to put those new earrings.
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