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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Bad News
Through a clerical error, you are sent to spend eternity haunting Lancashire instead.
Good News
That's where the cleric who made the error lives.
Bad News
You have just realised that the clerical error means that you are now haunting Lancashire, when in fact the true depth of the error is that you never actually died yet.
Good News
That is not rigor mortis, its just a very serious hangover.
Bad News
You've actually been drinking methylated spirits.
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