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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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You live in Llandudno
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And so does Mrs Trellis, who reliably informs me that there is a thriving drugs scene in these ultra-respectable Welsh versions of the Costa Geriatrica.
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Unfortunately, you get swindled when you try to buy some E and then realise the old biddy actually sold you enalapril, an anti-hypertensive.
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You crush it up and snort the lot and experience a massive wave of relief and joy as the tension oozes out of every pore.
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But then you collapse on the floor due to a massive hypotensive effect.
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Lib is there watching you and rushes in to help with her trusty stethoscope !
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The floor is weakened by the rush of activity and opens up, you both fall, head first, deep down into the underworld.
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It's remarkably similar to London, so you already know your way around.
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But the sulphurous fumes coupled with the fact that all the transport runs efficiently and on time, leaves you significantly disorientated.
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