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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Everything else about your person has also withered
Good News
At least you didn't blow Morrisey. (comus] did I read that right?)
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But he did give you a copy of his next cd (Groan)
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You now don't have to waste money on a coaster.
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You no longer have a mate like Morrissey to make you mugs of tea to stand on the coaster
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Tea is bad for you anyway.
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You used to drink 20 mugs a day, and now you're getting severe withdrawal symptoms.
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Johnny Marr loves your sister and gives a ton of cocaine to Bermondsey
Bad News
You live in Llandudno
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