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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Good News
You are therefore untouchable, and can rest soundly knowing they will never even attempt to prosecute you.
Bad News
They do, however, prosecute your cat, your mother and anyone else who ever remotely knew you.
Good News
Your conscience having withered years back through your suspect business practices, you simply couldn't care less.
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Everything else about your person has also withered
Good News
At least you didn't blow Morrisey. (comus] did I read that right?)
Bad News
But he did give you a copy of his next cd (Groan)
Good News
You now don't have to waste money on a coaster.
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