You forgot you were his agent - now you're skint. (This is getting very silly)

Liberated from possessions, you go away and sit in a cave for ten years, and so find enlightenment.

You now have a very sore arse, intolerance to light, loss of all social niceties and have no clothes.

You are, therefore, ideally suited to a position in local government. you make stacks of money by awarding contracts to huge faceless corporations that bung you some tax-free cash in exchange. (oh just read the bath chronicle you'll see what I mean...)

Those faceless corporations are Halliburton, Parmalat, and Enron.