Seven is the scriptwriter's luck number, so he will gamble everything he has on roulette.

The roulette wheel is made out of swiss roll shaped french cheese, the casino is really a front for some bent butchers money laundering scam and you are accused of interfering with a dozen disabled dolphins by your unworthy peers.

The unworthy peer is Lord Archer. Oblig.

Your DNA was found on one of the aforementioned porpoise, a pork pie is located in your make up drawer and thats Port Salut in your hair!

The pork pie tasted really nice with that slice of wild garden pickle (see other game!)

The pickle was really a slug with the face of James Dean!

The Silver Spider Porche 505 never crashed ..it merely nudged a bollard on the A14

the nudged bollard threw the contraflow system out of alignment and the resulting traffic confusion and congestion snaked back towards the M6 to the west and Ipswich to the east, preventing thousands of families from arriving on time for their holdays on the Norfolk Broads.

It was raining, so they wouldn't have enjoyed them anyway.