You gave him the number of a sex line.

It is YOUR sex line.

Your sex line brings in several thousand pounds a month!

Your sex-line is about to be closed down by the new fearsome OFCOM. (I think I have spilt too much tea in my keyboard :-( )

Spilt tea in the keyboard of the computer controlling the sex-line telephone exchange puts paid to the enterprise before OFCOM can paste a closure notice on it and issue you with a warrant. Phew!

Your computer is broke, and so are you. I can speak english, really.

Your weary history of insomnia enables you to win first prize in the mind numbingly awful Channel FourTV 'show' "Shattered".

Your so tired you don't really care and neither does the single member of the viewing public who botherd to tune in (by mistake)!

The History of Insomnia is the provisional title of a new documentary from David Attenborough.