Hey maaan, it's marijuana vodka.

Gordon Brown is sitting next to David Blunkett.

They don't see you as they are both stoned

Gordon Brown took your number and promised to call

You gave him the number of a sex line.

It is YOUR sex line.

Your sex line brings in several thousand pounds a month!

Your sex-line is about to be closed down by the new fearsome OFCOM. (I think I have spilt too much tea in my keyboard :-( )

Spilt tea in the keyboard of the computer controlling the sex-line telephone exchange puts paid to the enterprise before OFCOM can paste a closure notice on it and issue you with a warrant. Phew!

Your computer is broke, and so are you. I can speak english, really.