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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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At least you didn't get Harold Shipman.
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you have an unexplicable desire to write to all his victims families , to try and undo all the bad that's been done, in a rather clumsy and invasive manner.
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Your computer crashes just before you print off all the letters, you realise you cant be bothered typing it all out again, so give up on the idea.
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You've been using M$ Word, so the AutoRecovery Wizard kicks in and brings the text back onto your screen.
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The AutoRecovery text looks like this:- $%hTg "_Fu^k228697 /E 100172 /N 2 /T 227739 >> endobj :-(
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You see a message from God in it.
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It doesn't contradict the message you heard from Satan whilst playing your Smiths LP's backwards.
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However it does instruct you to go forth and seek a trade promoting yoghurt.
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You are deprived, and have never heard of yoghurt, and so do not blow all your money on a pointless enterprise.
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