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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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As you stumlbe across the sodden Heath you realise that these boots weren't made for walking.
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But the reinforced steel stillettos are perfect for collecting paper and trash, thus performing a good deed for the environment.
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A heel's just come off.
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You won't get back pain in later life from walking in flat shoes.
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You'll get it anyway, to judge from my contemporaries.
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You'll have a good excuse to lie down a lot and have things done for you.
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You don't really get to choose who you get.
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Martin Shaw is one of the volunteers
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I asked, but got Sandie Shaw.
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At least you didn't get Harold Shipman.
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you have an unexplicable desire to write to all his victims families , to try and undo all the bad that's been done, in a rather clumsy and invasive manner.
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Your computer crashes just before you print off all the letters, you realise you cant be bothered typing it all out again, so give up on the idea.
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You've been using M$ Word, so the AutoRecovery Wizard kicks in and brings the text back onto your screen.
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