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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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But the reinforced steel stillettos are perfect for collecting paper and trash, thus performing a good deed for the environment.
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A heel's just come off.
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You won't get back pain in later life from walking in flat shoes.
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You'll get it anyway, to judge from my contemporaries.
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You'll have a good excuse to lie down a lot and have things done for you.
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