But only once a year.

At Chrismas time, on a big stage, with lots of B status type celebs, from crap soaps and you get paid to do it!!!

There are numerous category D type celebs present too, including Ainsley Harriot (to whom you owe a sexual favour), plus you are getting paid in pigs trotters, which are no longer legal tender in your tent.

At least you don't owe sexual favours to Anthony Worrel Thompson or Keith Floyd

But unfortunately they owe you.