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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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[momus] ohhh yuk!
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momus to dry clean his mind
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Dry-cleaning solvents have marked anaesthetic properties.
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An open gateway into self dentistry and the pulling of ones own teeth
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They haven't found a way to wake you up again
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They have found a way of waking you up again, by dangling you, in an infantile manner, over a crocadile
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You can hear an ominous ticking from this crocodile.
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Maybe it's just a harmless clockodile.
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Yeah, but that's brown trousers time if you're a pirate.
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That's more than offset by the fact that you get to say things like "Arrrr! Splice the mizzen! Avast behind! Arrrrr!" etc.
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But only once a year.
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