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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Everyone else misses out on the inevitable hilarity which ensues.
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Thus deprived I consoled myself with a Chic Corea CD. What a pianist!
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I'm tone deaf (but I do like the cover)
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At least I can look intellectual
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But only in the dark!
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You could thus make friends with Michael Howard, according to la Widdecombe.
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You would then be in the bad books of Miss Widdecombe.
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It's better than being in her little black book.
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I hear her little black box is now blonde too
[momus] ohhh yuk!
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momus to dry clean his mind
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Dry-cleaning solvents have marked anaesthetic properties.
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An open gateway into self dentistry and the pulling of ones own teeth
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They haven't found a way to wake you up again
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They have found a way of waking you up again, by dangling you, in an infantile manner, over a crocadile
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You can hear an ominous ticking from this crocodile.
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Maybe it's just a harmless clockodile.
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Yeah, but that's brown trousers time if you're a pirate.
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That's more than offset by the fact that you get to say things like "Arrrr! Splice the mizzen! Avast behind! Arrrrr!" etc.
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