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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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There are plenty more soaps on the TV.
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But they don't work either - or if they do, you'll end up with an unsightly rash.
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Sudocrem is good for rashes and babies!
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Its not a good substitute for whipped cream.
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Nothing like a good whipping.
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They eat whippets in Korea.
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Whippets are down due to a new, non-high-forming gas they're putting in the cream containers.
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If you re arrange the letters in Korea you get an orange drink that brings me out in boils!
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At least they're better than the bubos I had last week
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