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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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The Imperial Leather adverts don't work in real life.
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There are plenty more soaps on the TV.
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But they don't work either - or if they do, you'll end up with an unsightly rash.
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Sudocrem is good for rashes and babies!
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Its not a good substitute for whipped cream.
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Nothing like a good whipping.
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They eat whippets in Korea.
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