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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Most of the return journeys are done by ferry. (ouch, even from me)
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Have you been on a ferry for two hours with a bunch of people returning from a booze-buying trip?
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Yes I have, and very enjoyably drunk I was too.
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...then you threw up.
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You got rid of all that filthy French beer and garlic.
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No you didn't. It was right there, and in the open now.
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Better out than in.
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Okay, but there's your liver as well.
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There are a group of surgeons on board, returning from a European conference.
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Half of them are vomiting over the side and the other half are waiting their turn.
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The mighty ocean is indifferent to their suffering, and its products.
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The fish who live in it, though, are none too thrilled.
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They'll eat anything.
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