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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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The BBC will cancel all decent weekday programmes to show us being bad at everything else.
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But the viewers will enjoy that, since the Brits are so good at Schadenfreude.
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Sadly, the Germans for one are better, seeing as they have a more accurate idea of what it is and can change the meaning at will.
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Thankfully, for the sake of uniformity we can take it to the courts at Brussels and have them change the entire language.
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By an EU directive, any change to German must be uniform across all other European languages.
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Ve hef vays (er, sorry) of ignoring EU directives.
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Still, 'Nadolig Llanen' doesn't sound quite right.
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It doesn't matter - everyone in Brussels is getting drunk.
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They'll be in a bad legislative mood when the hangover kicks in.
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The Belgians are famous for all the varieties of beer they brew, however, I can't think of any famous ones.
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The most famous ones are illegal in this country!
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Day trips to Brussels might be getting cheaper.
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More asylum seekers are clinging to the bottoms of the return journeys.
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