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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Unfortunately, the consultant will be a secret Busted fan and so will base his recommendations upon their incoherent ramblings.
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Busted have been scientifically proven to improve brain power and concentration in the under-5s.
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Under-5s don't pay the license fee.
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Neither does anyone else.
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This means that we're back to Jim Davidson's Generation Game on a Saturday night.
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People will be forced to resurrect the lost arts of evening conversation.
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All of their conversation will consist of moaning of how there's never anything decent on the telly on a Saturday night.
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The conversation will probably turn to cricket.
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Sky will win all the bids to show cricket anyway.
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