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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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CNN is not available here.
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That won't stop us from receiving biased broadcasting
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The BBC charter is up for public consultation,
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They're going to consult with a wide range of 10-16 year old Busted fans..
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Luckily, no-one can understand what they're saying, so no-one will take any notice anyway.
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Unfortunately, the consultant will be a secret Busted fan and so will base his recommendations upon their incoherent ramblings.
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Busted have been scientifically proven to improve brain power and concentration in the under-5s.
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Under-5s don't pay the license fee.
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Neither does anyone else.
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This means that we're back to Jim Davidson's Generation Game on a Saturday night.
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People will be forced to resurrect the lost arts of evening conversation.
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All of their conversation will consist of moaning of how there's never anything decent on the telly on a Saturday night.
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The conversation will probably turn to cricket.
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