Last night I said these words to my girl:
"You know you never even try, girl"
Come on [come on], Come on [come on],
Come ON [come on], COME ON! [come on!]
Please **** me, o yeah,
Like I **** you.

Should auld acquaintance be ****,
And never brought to ****?
Should auld acquaintance be ****,
And auld lang syne?
CHORUS: For auld lang syne, my ****,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak a cup of **** yet,
For auld lang syne!
And surely ye'll be your ****,
And surely I'll be mine,
And we'll tak a cup o **** yet,
For auld lang syne!
We twa hae **** about the braes,
And pou'd the gowans ****,
But we've wander'd monie a weary fit,
Sin auld lang syne.
We twa hae **** in the burn
Frae morning sun till ****,
But seas between us **** hae ****
And there's a hand my trusty ****,
And gie's a hand o thine,
And we'll tak a right guid-willie ****,
For auld lang sy

They're ****ing up the prisoners, and ****ing them in a pen,
  And all she wants to do is *****, *****.
Rebels been ****** since I don't know when,
  And all she wants to do is *****!
******* Cocktail is the local *****,
  And all she wants to do is *****, *****.
They *** them up right, in the kitchen sink,
  And all she wants to do is *****.

Crazy people ****ing 'round with ***** in their eyes,
  And all she wants to do is *****, *****, *****.
Wild-eyed ****** wavers who ain't afraid to ***,
  And all she wants to do is,
    All she wants to do is *****.

And make *******.
Can't feel the ****.
  ***ing off the street.
She wants to *****,
  She wants to **** down,
And all she wants to do is,
  All she wants to do is *****.

How about getting off of these **** How about stopping ****ing when I'm full up How about them transparent dangling ****s How about that ever elusive **** **** you India **** you terror **** you disillusionment **** you frailty **** you consequence **** you **** you silence

dammit no < br>s but you get the idea...