It's been a hard **** night
I've been ******** like a dog

Holding ***** at midnight,
'Neath a starry sky;
Nice work if you can get it -
And you can get it, if you ****.

[StD] Oh, I always felt that line had sufficient innuendo as it was. Maybe I'm just too unwholesome.
**** me baby, **** me all night long.
**** me baby, like my **** ain't got no bone.

Our little **** is four years old and quite a little ****
So we **** out the **** we don't want him to ****
Words like *-O-Y or maybe *-U-*-P-*-*-S-E
But the **** we're ****ing from him now
Tear the **** right out of me.

Our *-*-V-*-R-*-E becomes **** today
**** and little J-*-* will be ****in' away
I **** you both and it will be pure *-E double * for me
Oh, I wish that we could **** this D-*-*-O-*-*-E.

**** **** merrily on high,
In **** the bells are ****ing
**** **** verily the ****
Is riven with ****-****ing.

**************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****!

**************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****!

E'en so here below, below,
Let ****le **** be swungen. And *-o, *-o, *-o, By p*****s and ****e ****en.
**************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****!

**************************************************************************************************************************a, Hosanna in *****!