BM] surely "Christopher Robin went down *** Alice" ?

My **** gone ****, I wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning **** up my **** and I can't **** at all
And even if I could it'd all be ****, but your **** on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad and

I want to **** you for giving me the best **** of my life
Oh just to **** with you is having the best **** of my life
Push the ****, I'm **** at last and I'm soaking through and through
Then you ****ed me a**** and all I **** is you

When you **** through a *****, hold your **** up high
And don't be afraid of the ****
At the end of the ****, there's a golden ****
And the sweet silver **** of the *****
**** on through the ****, **** on through the ****
Though your ***** be tossed and blown
**** on, **** on with **** in your ****
And you'll never **** alone, you'll never **** alone.

It's been a hard **** night
I've been ******** like a dog

Holding ***** at midnight,
'Neath a starry sky;
Nice work if you can get it -
And you can get it, if you ****.

[StD] Oh, I always felt that line had sufficient innuendo as it was. Maybe I'm just too unwholesome.
**** me baby, **** me all night long.
**** me baby, like my **** ain't got no bone.

Our little **** is four years old and quite a little ****
So we **** out the **** we don't want him to ****
Words like *-O-Y or maybe *-U-*-P-*-*-S-E
But the **** we're ****ing from him now
Tear the **** right out of me.

Our *-*-V-*-R-*-E becomes **** today
**** and little J-*-* will be ****in' away
I **** you both and it will be pure *-E double * for me
Oh, I wish that we could **** this D-*-*-O-*-*-E.