[Breadmaster] Fab, and almost topical too...

I've got a lovely bunch of ****,
Here they are a-****ing in a row.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your ****,
Give them a ****, a flick of the ****,
That's what the **** said...

Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I’ll say that something
I want to **** your ****,
I want to **** your ****,
I want to **** your ****.

Oh please, *** to me
You’ll let me **** your man
And please, *** to me
You’ll let me **** your ****.
Now let me **** your ****,
I want to **** your ****.
And when I **** you I feel **** inside.
It’s such a ****ing that my ****
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.
Yeah, you’ve got **** ****ing,
I think you’ll understand.
When I’ll say that something
I want to **** your ****,
I want to **** your ****,
I want to **** your ****.

I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um,
With my extra ****, diddle-iddle-iddle-um -
Nuff said.

Oh, for a **** of **** that would ascend
The brightest ***** of ******.
A ***** for a ****, ***** to ****
And ***** to behold the swelling ****.