...some Semtex, as a test before doing the rockery. I've also...

...constructed a machine gun emplacement beneath the boughs of my damson tree. It's a highly useful feature to have since...

..the aliens keep treading on my Sweet williams and making a total mess of my....

..simulation of the World War I trenches from Flanders. I like poppies, don't you? The look so lively and bright with their pretty red faces bobbing above the..

...horrifically mangled corpses of young men. Fine, strong young men, called to do their duty. Fine gardeners all! But no good as bomb disposal experts. Oh well! That reminds me, one of them was called Jimmy and his last words to me were...