..filmstar shedding tears and saying "darling" every other word during acceptance speech. It is not well known, but I once appeared in a film. I was one of the extras in "Far from the Madding Crowd" you could just see me as the camera panned past the...
..the Hunchback of Notre Dame, naturally, with my looks I was chosen for the lead role. I can remember the look on the make-up artists face when she came into my dressing room. Then she doubled up with laughter and ran hysterically out into the set falling flat on her face among the gargoyles and bells. The producer took exception to that incident and replaced me with Jimmy Krankie, but he did offer me the part of the rat in the sewer. Moving on..