..American films, where they are always portrayed as either superior beings or fawning snobs. Now where was I? Oh, yes, my dream. At least I think it was a dream, but I was floating gently just above a...

...a pool of green slime, populated by tiny creatures with the faces of.....

...panellists on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, who were chattering incessantly. I listened carefully, but the only words I was able to discern were...

..." I heard that, pardon?" The catch phrases from a once popular 70's sitcom that is alas no more. Which made me wonder if...

..trains had hands would they stroke them through their hair...