...hate nuns, penguins, and maitre'ds. I don't know why, perhaps it's because...

of their silly habbits (groan), silly walk, silly (phoney) French accents or has it something to do with...

..American films, where they are always portrayed as either superior beings or fawning snobs. Now where was I? Oh, yes, my dream. At least I think it was a dream, but I was floating gently just above a...

...a pool of green slime, populated by tiny creatures with the faces of.....

...panellists on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, who were chattering incessantly. I listened carefully, but the only words I was able to discern were...