..was throttling a cat whilst being hacked to death by my wife. This was a harrowing experience, particularly when re-lived in the cold light of day - this was when I realised that...

*sighs* Ignore me! [rab] the website now seems to add your entries automatically when you "haven't seen the latest moves", when it used to give you the chance to change them! is there anything i can do about that?

apologises for submitting before previewing..my iPod had turned into a obscure branch of Toy'sRUs. I drowned to the sound of....

(following momus)....and that that someone was, in fact...

*sympathetic sighs*

(it's done it again!)....music. I have always hated this musical, mainly because...

...I...

...hate nuns, penguins, and maitre'ds. I don't know why, perhaps it's because...

of their silly habbits (groan), silly walk, silly (phoney) French accents or has it something to do with...

..American films, where they are always portrayed as either superior beings or fawning snobs. Now where was I? Oh, yes, my dream. At least I think it was a dream, but I was floating gently just above a...

...a pool of green slime, populated by tiny creatures with the faces of.....

...panellists on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, who were chattering incessantly. I listened carefully, but the only words I was able to discern were...

..." I heard that, pardon?" The catch phrases from a once popular 70's sitcom that is alas no more. Which made me wonder if...