...simple fact that band members always get married, or fall in love, or, in any case, care about something else other than the band. But in '69 we were all recovering from the Chicago convention and many other life altering events. We had no hope that year and so when we thought about entertaining and recipes and such, we almost automatically turned to ...

..Mrs Beatons most excellent, if now somewhat arcane, cookery books. It is not well known but Mrs Beaton was actually my Grandmother's, friends, cousins nextdoor neighbour. They used to have such a laugh chatting over the fence. She once told us the story of how she first caught the pheasant that she used in her classic recipe Pheasant stuffed with chestnut and aubergine chutney . It was amazing to hear her laugh, it sounded like...

...a cat being throttled by a man whose wife was busy hacking him to death. It still gives me nightmares! In fact, just last night I dreamt that I...

...that somebody loved me.....

..was throttling a cat whilst being hacked to death by my wife. This was a harrowing experience, particularly when re-lived in the cold light of day - this was when I realised that...

*sighs* Ignore me! [rab] the website now seems to add your entries automatically when you "haven't seen the latest moves", when it used to give you the chance to change them! is there anything i can do about that?

apologises for submitting before previewing..my iPod had turned into a obscure branch of Toy'sRUs. I drowned to the sound of....

(following momus)....and that that someone was, in fact...

*sympathetic sighs*

(it's done it again!)....music. I have always hated this musical, mainly because...

...I...

...hate nuns, penguins, and maitre'ds. I don't know why, perhaps it's because...

of their silly habbits (groan), silly walk, silly (phoney) French accents or has it something to do with...

..American films, where they are always portrayed as either superior beings or fawning snobs. Now where was I? Oh, yes, my dream. At least I think it was a dream, but I was floating gently just above a...

...a pool of green slime, populated by tiny creatures with the faces of.....

...panellists on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, who were chattering incessantly. I listened carefully, but the only words I was able to discern were...

..." I heard that, pardon?" The catch phrases from a once popular 70's sitcom that is alas no more. Which made me wonder if...

..trains had hands would they stroke them through their hair...

..., a question so intriguing I decided to make it the basis of my new arthouse film, "'Do! The Locomotion Story", which was recently nominated for a palm d'or and three...