free tuna and pickle muffins (a northen muffin, not to be confused with the USA's interpritation of the word muffin)at the local co-op and.......

a severe beating about the head and shoulders with my walking stick which will surely result in....

a long boring visit to our A&E department and while you are there you can......

...see that the canteen is well-stocked as well. The recipe for these came from...

Keith Floyd, that famous rock guitarist who made those wonderful videos of marching hammers and singing frogs. Before he came along I never knew that West Ham fans were so disciplined, and I certainly never expected the French to be able to sing. However...