...extended stay in the University of North Wales Medical School's asylum wing. Recognising it now as the insidious guise of a renegade Time Lord, I immediately...

switched K9 back on again and told him to attack. This he promptly did by eating Dave the onion giving him enormous wind problems and...

...very watery eyes. Startled, I fell backwards out of the TARDIS and into...

the arms of a very tall and well developed, green....

....Tomatoe. Being a green tomatoe, it wasn't ripe yet and hadn't softened. This caused the poor tomatoe to be...

misspelt. While I could have used the TARDIS to ripen it by taking it forward in time, I had more pressing business to attend to, particularly the large and malodorous...

...mushroom I had been carrying since this all began. I had kept it hidden through my adventures by stuffing it in my left armpit. However, now it was clear that...