...study for his pretzel-eating exam. Forced to study once again prison interior designing, my thoughts turned to...

..Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen, as I thought that he too should be locked up. What he can't do with a few square metres of MDF is not worth considering. However, as I pondered changing rooms, i suddenly had...

a brilliant idea for a new chutney recipe! All I would need would be vinegar, sugar, swedes and...

...Norwegians. Something in the cold air of Scandinavia...

...always inspires me to making chutney out of obscure ingredients, which is why the doctor recommends that I never repeat my visit. Meanwhile, back in the cell, I noticed that in one corner of the room was...