...Uncle Bulgaria took me completely by surprise. There I was, just strolling through Wimbledon, when...

...DOOSH! and the hedge I was near disappered into an equal ratio of flying debris and smoking crater. If it hadn't been for...

...the the myriad of Christmas lights in the Cherry tree, I would have surely landed on their flasing Father Christmas. When I was back on the ground the householder introduced themselves as...

..Osbournes. Naturally, I turned heel and ran for my sanity. Crossing the common, I happened to notice..

...Ozzy turn into a bat and chase me. I'd have been a goner if it wasn't for the quick arrival of...