...it goes right past you. Oh well, i shall have to do my best and....

...whilst running after the bus try and remember what on earth I was going to tell you about December. That's right, the exploding...

...Uncle Bulgaria took me completely by surprise. There I was, just strolling through Wimbledon, when...

...DOOSH! and the hedge I was near disappered into an equal ratio of flying debris and smoking crater. If it hadn't been for...

...the the myriad of Christmas lights in the Cherry tree, I would have surely landed on their flasing Father Christmas. When I was back on the ground the householder introduced themselves as...