...felt that Mr. Norton's presence tarnished the wholesome image of their show. I was taken into...

a small room and served Scotch and peanut butter cookies. I least I think they were peanut butter cookies, but there was just a hint...

of something herbal about them. Anyway, after a stern talking to from the producers, I felt a bit squiffy and went home for a ...

bout an hour, exhausted as I was. I decided to have a nap but as I went up the stairs...

...they turned into a giant talking banana, so I chatted with him for a few minutes before losing consciousness completely. When I woke up, I discovered that I was, in fact, in...