..his Lamborghini. I was very impressed by the gear shift although the engine pinked a bit when I was driving down the M6 at 20 mph. I noticed that I had spilt some chutney on the white leather seats and while I was trying to clean it off I ran into the back of..

beyond, somewhere near Mansfield. I stopped at a red light and suddenly...

...hired a prostitute (I'm still not sure why). At any rate, having no other use for her, I've been paying her to wash my...

mouth out with soap for even considering stopping for her. I was only going to ask directions when suddenly...

...I was arrested for loitering. In the jail cell, I met a gentleman called Cyril, who offered to...