..refer to a detailed ordinance survey map because it is a very remote and rather unknown place somewhere in the...

...copyright statement. I must say I was rather surprised by all this, because, as you know, I've always thought of myself as Mrs Trellis, but suddenly I realised she was my...

own reflection in a mirror-fronted office complex. Silly me. Still I had a good half hours worth of

...violence from the director of this reality TV show when he, and a few heavies, burst onto the set demanding why I was messing up his Chrysanthemum show. I managed to escape by...

...offering my sexual service to all six of them, and then when they collapsed into an exhausted heap, I took the director's car keys and drove away in...