...an undisclosed loaction somewhere in Wales but if she were to reveal the exact location she would have to...

..refer to a detailed ordinance survey map because it is a very remote and rather unknown place somewhere in the...

...copyright statement. I must say I was rather surprised by all this, because, as you know, I've always thought of myself as Mrs Trellis, but suddenly I realised she was my...

own reflection in a mirror-fronted office complex. Silly me. Still I had a good half hours worth of

...violence from the director of this reality TV show when he, and a few heavies, burst onto the set demanding why I was messing up his Chrysanthemum show. I managed to escape by...