...dash right into the rainforest and hide in an ancient Mayan temple until they'd all gone away. Little did we know (da-da-da-dumm!) that the temple was...

actually in Doncaster so i was't a rainforest at all but...

...an elaborate set built by a 'reality' TV production company that they were using to stage a programme, mostly about...

...the Doncaster and District Chrysanthemum Society. I went into the diary room and spent a good three hours talking to...

a rather strange lady who introduced herself as Mrs Trellis. She had an odd accent for Doncaster but said that she was visiting from...

...an undisclosed loaction somewhere in Wales but if she were to reveal the exact location she would have to...

..refer to a detailed ordinance survey map because it is a very remote and rather unknown place somewhere in the...

...copyright statement. I must say I was rather surprised by all this, because, as you know, I've always thought of myself as Mrs Trellis, but suddenly I realised she was my...

own reflection in a mirror-fronted office complex. Silly me. Still I had a good half hours worth of