Walthamstow Central I think. careful now.

Perivale. I think.

Perivale station is great. A good view of the former Hoover factory, that 1930s art deco factory of the future. Currently occupied by a supermarket, apparently. Picking up 5 culture tokens and using residual momentum ("Maa-innnd tha FLAAAAN-dge!"), I swoop tubularly to Piccadilly Circus for the lights.

Careful stehvelo, they are setting a trap. That's the last advice I'll provide. Knerdling to Chalfont and Latimer.

I'd better move away from Chalfont & Latimer then as I've stood there for ages. Morden, *token flipping* ahoy!

Frisbeeing a culture token to IJB for preknerdled advice, gratefully acknowledged, I emulate the Hopkins Progression and digress to Covent Garden. For the mimes, natch. Ooh b*gger! 'Oo stole me walle'?

Leaves me free to move ellipsoidally to Oxford Circus for the Dreaming Spires and clown costumes.

Theydon Bois again, sorry.

Ah! The Hopkins' Flange (note the apostrophe - she came up with it not only after the Progression but also her unfortunate but amazing accident) takes me to... let's see, my chart says Euston Square.

Declaring Shenanigans at Burnt Oak.

*cough* Oval!

*russell* Square!

Tuj, you have a chart? *Hendon* Central!

Whisperer] *cough* No. FaRkLe, and here's 30 silver podumes for you.

hey why don't I get handouts? Lewisham.

With the Periwinkle pejorative as my guide...Chalk Farm

inevitably leading me to *PeriVale.

Ah ha! Invoking the Sixty-Fifth Perorgative I can thus use the Green/Green Lateral loop moving to Wood Green and jumping with the double twang bonus to Cockfosters.

Ah ha! Invoking the Sixty-Fifth Perorgative I can thus use the Green/Green Lateral loop moving to Wood Green and jumping with the double twang bonus to Cockfosters.