I'd just like to say that edna is nothing to do with me, and I am still perfectly continent. Thank you.

Managing Director I am fucking serious guys, I love to suck off goats, particularly Welsh ones. English ones I just tease.

Laugh you may

But I fucking love it

I can't believe it, they ask me to fax it over and I've faxed it twice already, and then they got the cheek to tell me that the prices are wrong.....now, hang on a minute, no disrespects but, what do they know about cottage doors?...eh?