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[JLE] needs a sense of humour;) heh, let's go Picadilly Circus for the clowns!
*splats Little Jim in the face with a custard pie* Oxford Circus. Clowns? Does anybody actually find them funny? :-)
[JLE - no - terrifying!] Circus Street. Always preferred sword swallowers myself....
[Angus Prune] No comment. Still ensconced in my powerful position, I redirect Little Jim to Northwick Park, place one teal token on my stack and move to Stepney Green.
Chalfont & Latimer, the standard riposte.
That has opened up Mansion House what a gift! I'll just reverse the flow on the Circle and the District to shunt Googolplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg to Upminster.
[Inkspot] You utter swine! Well that's my advantage gone. I am now very cross.
[Inkspot] That's a bit of a big shunt isn't it? "From Luxembourg to Upminster"... Blackwall.
I'm horribly confused - my Fronsky diagram and Becks calculator are giving me completely contradictory readings. Nothing for it, then but to * Farkle * until the situation has stabilised.
*whangs an egg nog at JLE* that's the spirit laddie! Chalk Farm via Rosemary Avenue and Morden. Dark, isn't it?
Chalk Farm shunting Little Jim to Amersham. [LJ] Dark enough for you?
... ... Camden Town (Bank to High Barnet Branch). Crossing points 20a & 20b very carefully... that's where the train derailed last October.
Bugger it. *F A R K L E*
Yeah, I'm left there too, again... *farkle*.
Chiz chiz [Molesworth]! Oval.[LotUS] pass'us the torch then...
Stops off at Embankment to see what the Metropolitan District Railway Company have done to my specially designed riverside...
What about the drains in Hackney?
Well, last I heard they were more concerned about the earthquakes in East Acton.
Ello 'dere. Winds light to variable. Errm... Balham gateway to the South.
Hello everybody! It's me: Blunebutton! Places lug in lug 'ole and sidles up to Eccles. Ooooh, I like 'dis game: no hit hit hitee or deading! Bermondsey incognito.
Essex Road, to avoid dedding again.
Cannon Street, firing.
Our father who art in Hendon,
Little Portland Street, Little
Tooting, toot toot.
South Harrow, touche...
West Harrow, threeche, even... how are you at mathematics?
Holloway be thy name.
Being flusterd and botherd at Kings cross.....pah, where's my sandwich?
Crusts on or off? Crusts on, it's just behind the bread bin, crusts off, not sure....oh, hang about, Morning-...arse! Neeped and tattied!
Stopping off for a scratch in flealess East Finchley.
Thy Kingston come,
Thy Wimbledon[sorry SNS]
In Erith as it is in heaven.
Give us this Bray in Maidenhead,
and forgive us our bypasses
I see others are sad enough to know The Bus Inspectors Prayer.
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