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Perivale, airily.
Bushey, sniggering.
West Brompton, delicately.
Boston Manor, unusually.
Benfleet, stupidly.
Thanks ZK [I hadn't spotted the palm frond]. Hmmm .. time to don this false moustache and make a move on Woodside Park [invoking facial hair].
Facial hair eh? Well, I'll play Marx and move to Highgate then.
Then I don a false beard in the hopes that I'll be asked why I'm wearing a false nose and move to Smyrk's Road
The Smolny Institute, reversing.
Eek! Um, pass, until I can think my way round that one...
I shall come in with the trimmers and play Kensington Park
Ah, good one. Now well prepared with South Kensington
Kew - I've been waiting to play that one.
Borough. I haven't.
Damnation! Cornered at Balham.
Chesham - this isn't Balham.
Amersham - nor is this, but then you knew that.
Berkley Square - And let that be a lesson to you!
Berkley Square [sic]?? Hmmm - I think I'll pass on this one and spend some time examining the latest Underground map. PP - I hereby challenge your move!
Challenge my move? I think you'll find that it's perfectly legitimate if preceeded by two shams in a row! This was quite effectively deployed in the anniversary match of '22 whereby the player went on to win the game with a beltane twist!
As the song of the London Underground Railway Planning Sub-Committee tells us:
That certain night, the night we met,
There were projects abroad in the air;
There were navvies digging up the roads [an early reference to the 'cut-and-cover' technique]
And a station was planned for Berkeley Square.

I may be right, and I may be wrong
But I'm perfectly willing to swear
That those present voted by eight to three
to cancel the plans for Berkeley Square.


So Chalky's challenge is perfectly valid - sorry, PP.
Thank you Wol :-) ... wonderful singing, by the way.
OK PP - I don't want to come over all patronising-like but have you been playing the game called Mornington Crescent for very long?
Years actually. Of course i did come into the middle of this game and may have miscalculated the set of rules you are using. If the Stanislaus Basic rules are being used then I believe, despite Wol's eloquent and lyrical singing, that I am perfectly correct. If however, you are using the Kaminski revision of 1893, then I would be wrong, in which case I shal revise my move to Mudchute
Jolly good show. In my experience these Long Games often fly on the face of strict and rigorous adherence to one nominated ruleset. As the excitement unfolds then so does the action drift, organically, as it were, from one ruleset to the other. For instance, Kaminsski revisionists had their day back in June this year. For now, Stanislaus Basic appears to be driving this train, albeit tweaked by that Watling Street Variation which was forced through on the 11th anniversary of Black Wednesday as recently as September. Damn nearly caught me out, I can tell you!
OK - now for a move. I'm still sporting an extra eyebrow, so I shall attempt to be rid of it by exploring that Quex lateral, hence a cautious Bethnal Green.
I am afraid I cannot let that superficially cautious (but in reality audacious), move go unchallenged. You know as well as I do that the Quex lateral can only be explored when Grebblings' Impulse Function is at a sine value of minus 1. Putting things right with Colindale. Tsk!
Bank defiantly.
Rayners Lane, impulsively.
Epping, effervescently.
Buckhurst Hill, oddly.
Barking, loudly.
Wapping predictably.
Kings Cross slyly.
Mudchute, bizarrely.
Shepherd's Bush, Dairylea.
East Finchely, spurning the Dairylea in preference of Primula.
Alperton,seeing your Primula and raising a pack of Red Cow Triangles.
Waterloo sunset over La Vache Qui Rit. [Dazed - Laughing Cow, surely?]
Alexandra Palace past the man with the Kraft singles.
Euston Square, and throwing Philadelphia into the equation.
Camembert, Camembert, Cam-den Town.
Goodge Street
Notting Hill Gate, and don't forget the crackers!
Double Gloucester Road. I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like, sir.
Going out on a cheesy limb here - Chesham cheese.
Edam Court if we're into a dairy cycle
Red Leicester Square. Cycling further.
East Ham; different sources of protein.
Well, just to throw it open, I'll use a turquoise podumeto get to Limehouse.
Is that like a pimento?
Colindale- a well known cheese from Yorkshire. P.S. I sufa from dailysex, so excuse me if I mess up
Hoho - it seems the joker has arrived. I feel it may be just the moment to flourish a trump - Elephant & Castle!
Aaaaagggggghhhhhh! If it wasn't for the signalling problems at Finchley Road station (correct at time of going to press) I could have put you in Nid, Chalky with a dashing move to Baker Street. That would have taught you a lesson for the reckless trumping you have been doing. As it is I shall have to respond with a Royal leap to Victoria
In keeping, a 5-point turn to Royal Oak
Tsk!Tsk! ZK I fear that you have missed the point and fallen into PP's simple but fiendishly cunning trap.I believe, however, that I can retrieve the situation by using the Faraday Lightning Strike. (It's an old trick but it just might work). Onward to Bethnal Green
*feels a fool*
Chigwell hoping to cause some havock.....
Only if you're blond! I however am not, so the simple but cunning repost would be Lancaster Gate. Get out of that!
Bayswater. So there.
Hoping to make restitution with Barbican, and really rather think I will.
South Kenton, knipping Poisoned Pigeon.
After much deliberation, Salmon Street, avoiding a tricky zone change and invoking Rutherford's Defence.
Hmmmm time to fall back on Minskis "5th random step" and bring a BAKEWELL into play. Try that one for size!
Mmm, delicious. Bakewell - the thinking man's tart.

Great Portland Street.

[Pp] Sadly I'm not blonde. Heading towards St Paul's, but might nip across the brdge.
[Lib] I shall do it for you Zoar Street
Bank [and no playing in my beard]
Holborn, restoring some sense of normality.
Westferry removing it again.
BOSTON LODGE anyone???
I shall answer that with the Kaminski's Repost, raising his missing two fingers and going to Uxbridge on the diagonal. Handy as it has disabled access!
Goodge street where the lifts are out of order! HA!
And so to Hammersmith, where they aren't.
Goldhawk Road. Rather to easy to leave you straddled there, ZK. Go careful.
Covent Garden [my beard performs there regularly]
*on the MC equivalent of tiptoe* Bank! What is that technical term I'm looking for?
COPPICE LANE and gives you a free go!
Thanks widey. Will enhance my empire by taking Oxford Circuswhich means unless someone scuppers my plan world domination will soon be mine!
Ah well, then, here's that obliging spanner - Ruislip Gardens placing Zone 2 in spoon and power failure on the Northern Line north of Warren Street
Farringdon for your trouble
Well, just to stir up some pandemonium, Warren Street, lacking power and so spiking the SG coefficient.
Evil! I believe I can just avoid danger by hopping to Barbican. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
hmmmm a cunning move, which forces me to play a Kiev, giving me a direct diagonal into a Konstantinovka
Ha! I supercede you with a Moscow and play Tsvetnoi Bulvar
hmmmmmm I can only follow that with a simple Scotch Corner. I believe you now have the upper hand!
widey]welcome to the great game, however if I could just nudge yoou into putting a couple of 'tags' around your moves <b> to make them bold </b> , I must show no preference to any player but please accept these four blue tokens.
[Widey] And it would also be sort of nice if you moved to an actual station, or location. Indeterminate locations are all very well as a gimmick, but entirely confusing when used as a standard strategy, not least to the player who is playing them...

Wien Westbahnhof, naturally.

Moving it back into the zone and trumping wildly with Pigalle
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*fanning the air around Angus* returning to a kind of ironic normality with Edgware Road
And leaving it again with Barkingside.
I would like to try a sub-sonic turn about for I may go to this place of a long time and stay.
Right... You're new to this aren't you? Custom House with a silver podume to boot
I declare Golders Green putting Angus in nid
And while all that's going on, I'll quietly hum on to Tooting Bec.
I see I see, I always did like London road
White City putting Pigeon in nip
Mansion House, pulling Angus out of knid and putting Poisoned Pigeon in spoon as well.
You think that can hold me? Me???!!! I shall come back with the three step, cross reversal. Brent Cross, Charing Cross and Kings Cross This will put Angus back in knid an LotUS in spoon and me free to roam where I will!
Golders Green/Willesden Green/Kensal Green forcing Pigeon to change lines at Rayners Lane
Its always an outisde move but I'll slip in a Stanmore in the hope of getting at least 1 point!
Old classic then - Hangar Lane gaining on all sides.
I think this move may become a new old classic. Reverse petticoats to straddle over Hackney Wick.
Bounds Green - am I too late to play trounce?
Sadly not. I, however, shall shorten the laterals and play Old Street
Clapham Common then becomes a good forcing move then. Avast!
Zut alors! New Cross!
You bounder! Gallions Reach - so there!
moving in a kind of zig-zag "don't step on the vortex" way, to Earls court
biding my time at Brent Cross and placing an oak podume on Moredon in preparation for my next.
a good plan. East Ham.
Devons Road with teak podume on Temple
East Finchely, just because....
aaaww... finchley. Bermondsey.
Have a care sir... Clapham Common because...
New Cross (Zut Alors!) opens a neat temporal vortex, and by pre-re-investment I now have 1550 silvery-turquoise podumes!
Camden Town - I wish I'd bought property in the 70s.
[nights] my father did buy property in the 70's, in Belgravia actually, my mother dined with Romanian dictators and Japanese warlords and I'm currently number 2 in the Hit Parade.......*bows head*.actually this is a soggy tissue of lies, really Amersham.
[momus] feel better for that? Loughton
Tuttlebee Lane due to the retreating furcations
Ongar a)because its a safe move and b)they have real Scorpions there!!
widey]after my last play you are so kind, a simple use of Goldensteins Lever, the way is open for a simple slip pivot to Brompton Road.
Stamford Brook, gesticulating wildly.
Ealing Common, returning the gesticulations with some of my own. "And your mother too" attached.
Mafeking Avenue bringing Rankin's Hypothesis into function.
[angus] what line's that one on? In the meantime, Stanmore, playing Mr Tickle's Special Ruling...
declaring all my genes.."taxi!! to the runway!!"..Heathrow Terminal 4..fake fingerprints in hand
[nights] It's not. Being a seasoned player, I'm sure you're aware you do not have to restrict yourself to stations. Graham Garden famously played Quex Road (and Willy Rushton went on to win from there), earning a 10 for using Q & X. I shall now play Yeoman's Row, taking one of your onyx podumes for asking obvious questions.
Lord, it's taken ages to find my way back to crescent after madeira and/or lethargicness set in. Well, as i'm here, er.....Kennington
So my Scotch Corner move was valid after all? I want my red n blue podumes back and demand a free go!!!!
Christ was the source of the Nile.. Mornington Crescent
[angus] hilarious. does that mean I can play Sandwell & Dudley?
[comus] surely you realised you were offside then? Never play a Crescent after Scotch Corner after all.....Ealing Broadway to move us past the fourth parallelogram
Perivale obviously.
well, then. Bounds Green again.
adding a little nautical flavour and moving sideways to Chatham
[LJ]I was off side indeed then , like Ike was in Turner, Mornington Crescent
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