Right let's deflower the Thames shall we! Elephant & Castle, where I will declare home, in fact I am declaring home there. The river has been crossed! Let slip the dogs of war, etc...
Quarter-strile to tum-ti-tum...let's see...ah, yes, Upminster. Fat German & Inkspot in knid, Ibid gives me two gold podumes, Paul Way receives 3 red from me (crafty old bugger!) and rab is forced into city slither and has to give me four blue podumes. Surely such friskiness cannot last!