I am afraid I cannot let that superficially cautious (but in reality audacious), move go unchallenged. You know as well as I do that the Quex lateral can only be explored when Grebblings' Impulse Function is at a sine value of minus 1. Putting things right with Colindale. Tsk!

Bank defiantly.

Rayners Lane, impulsively.

Epping, effervescently.

Buckhurst Hill, oddly.

Barking, loudly.

Wapping predictably.

Kings Cross slyly.

Mudchute, bizarrely.

Shepherd's Bush, Dairylea.

East Finchely, spurning the Dairylea in preference of Primula.

Alperton,seeing your Primula and raising a pack of Red Cow Triangles.

Waterloo sunset over La Vache Qui Rit. [Dazed - Laughing Cow, surely?]

Alexandra Palace past the man with the Kraft singles.

Euston Square, and throwing Philadelphia into the equation.

Camembert, Camembert, Cam-den Town.

Goodge Street

Notting Hill Gate, and don't forget the crackers!

Double Gloucester Road. I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like, sir.