Hammersmith!

You swine! Erm... Maida Vale, putting at least three players in spoon.

You'll never spoon me! Er, put me in spoon, rather. Aldwych using the Old Lines principle. It is almost Remembrance Sunday, after all.

[AP] Sorry, I'm all in a quandry. Am I in spoon?

No, I think you're alright. I played Maida Vale too close to Remembrance Sunday, and all the poppies have cancelled the spooning effect. Whitehall with a wreath and Nimrod playing in the background